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THE JOY OF DEPRESSION
by David Samson
Depression is much more than a state-of-mind.
It's a total way of living! And the perfect way to cope with
all the stress of modern life. Learn the secrets of
financial insecurity. Project negative charisma. Overcome
the effects of a healthy childhood! Plus always remember:
The best years of your life are still behind you! $10.95
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MEN WHO HATE THEMSELVES -
AND THE WOMEN WHO AGREE WITH THEM
by David Samson
Here's the truth about Living, Loving, and
Loathing! Why men suffer from PMS (Pre-Marital Syndrome).
What "The Male Lie-Bido" has to say. Plus advice from Dr.
Baby Ruth; Buy-Sexuality in Women; Aero-Phobics for Men;
Impersonal Ads; and much more! $10.95
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WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFIN
By David Samson
Are you reading Chicken Soup for the Departed Soul? Is Weed
Killer now more important than Killer Weed? Has LSD come to
mean Low Sodium Diet? Have you joined a 12 Step Program just
to get up twelve steps? Are the Grateful Dead friends of
yours who've visited Dr. Kevorkian? Then congratulations!
This is the right book for you! $10.95
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AMERICAN IDLE
The Anti-Motivation Handbook
By David Samson
Make "Positive Thinking" a thing of the past! David Samson
is "The Master of Poor Performance." Martha Stewart and
Donald Trump haven't consulted with him -- but you should!
So overcome feelings of optimism! Achieve the stagnation you
deserve! And remember those two little words that will
forever set you free: WHY BOTHER? $10.95
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THE MIDDLE AGE OF AQUARIUS
By David Samson
What's the dirtiest "F" word? Fifty! At least that's what
Baby Boomers think. In this hilarious, yet poignant series
of essays and observations, David Samson moves between
hysterical riffs and touching stories of true life
experience: He covers The Social Insecurity System;
Afterlife Insurance; Exercises in Futility; Gucci Sushi; The
OY of Sex; The Grateful Undead; plus why sixty is the new
forty and other delusions! $14.95
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THE O'REALLY FACTOR
By David Samson
Bill O' Really is always right -- far right! But he loves to spread liberal doses of humor around. Read as he rants about: Al Gore, Al Qaeda, The ACLU, UCLA, The Homeless, The Vacation Homeless, Gay Marriage, Gay Divorce, Health Insurance, Wealth Insurance, Operators in India, Operators in Indiana, and much more! Tune into The O' Really Factor today. It's totally unfair and unbalanced! $10.95
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HOW TO BE FUNNY WHEN YOU OWE MONEY
By David Samson
Scared to answer the phone? Don't worry! Because now when they ask for money, all you do is act funny. Just play the special sound effects when they call. You'll have a ball! Learn The CIA Paranoia Ploy; The Farting Fiasco; The Multiple Personality Maneuver; and many more! With Funny Guy's guidance you'll never hang up on another creditor. Cause you'll be giving them all the Hang-Ups! Book with FREE downloadable Sound Effects: $10.95
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HOW TO GET GOD TO RETURN YOUR CALLS
By David Samson
Feeling disconnected from God? Suspect your calls never even go through? Paranoid about being snubbed at the Heavenly Level? Well, worry no longer! Learn how to access God's private line. Cut through Cosmic Clutter and top His "Must Get Back To Immediately" list. Hundreds of proven techniques to get the answers you deserve! $10.95
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MASTURBATION FOR MORONS
A Do-It-Yourself Handbook
By David Samson
The very first book for Mono-Sexuals! Find out why two people are one person too many. How to be your own best lover. The issue of Mono-Sexual marriage. Avoiding stains on your reputation. What to do when things get out of hand. Stiffening your resolve in the face of adversity. Yes, this is one handbook you won't be able to put down! $10.95
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CLUB DEAD
Have The Best Time Of Your Afterlife!
By David Samson
Congratulations! You have been pre-approved for membership in Club Dead, an out-of-this-world resort with an infinite amount of amazing activities. It’s a whole new life – or should we say – LIFELESS style! Let’s face it. As a newly arrived angel, you don’t want to just wing it. So don’t make any grave mistakes! Make sure you know all your options before your FINAL deadline. Purchase this valuable while you’re still alive. It’s absolutely the right book for those who haven’t left…YET! $14.95
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USELESS KNOWLEDGE
by Joe Edelman and David
Samson
With hundreds of fascinating but totally
worthless facts and quizzes, this is the best way to cure
migraines caused by the Information Age. True, your trivial
self will be totally worthless to society, but you'll
certainly get invited to a lot more parties! $11.95
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IS HE FOR REAL?
by David Samson and Dr. Elayne
Kahn
Separate the cream from the creeps! Because here
men's secret signals about love and romance are finally
exposed! This powerful and amusing book is spiced with
intimate details. Know what kind of lover he is -- before
going to bed. Now get the love you desire -- the love you
deserve! $12.95
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IS HE MR. RIGHT?
by David Samson and Dr. Elayne
Kahn
Is he ready to commit -- or should he be
committed? Does he want to build a relationship -- or tear
you down? Should you wed him or shed him? This fact-filled
manual picks up where "Is He For Real? leaves off. Is He Mr.
Right? It would be wrong to buy any other book to find out!
$12.95
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DO REALITY CHECKS EVER BOUNCE?
by David Samson
Illustrated by Martin Archer
Is your inner child adopted? Do cold fronts have
warm behinds? Should liver transplants come with onions?
Obviously, these can't be answered by any person -- any sane
person! Plus each outrageous page is hilariously
illustrated. You won't be able to stop laughing! $9.95
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THE OFFICIAL MILLENNIUM SURVIVAL
HANDBOOK
by David Samson and Peter
Bergman
You're not out of the woods yet! Find out what
you need to know all way up to the year 2999. Because the
new Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator.
Lawyers, arsonists, dentists will all find themselves in the
same boat as you -- namely the Titanic! Written with Peter
Bergman of the legendary Firesign Theater! $9.95
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