The Official Millennium
by David Samson
and Peter Bergman
Feeling the Ravages of PMS
Put away your Midol, your Prozac, and your Nostradamus and
make arrangements to hear Funny Guy speak immediately!
David Samson -- the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse, who
unfortunately finished out of the money -- predicts
everything you never needed to know all the way up to the
year 2999 and beyond.
Using astounding logic, and some insights from the Psychic
Hotline, this member of the National Speakers
Association proves the sudden end of civilization can
occur anytime between now and the day that O.J. finally
Just remember, the Millennium will be an equal opportunity
annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no
matter how much their disposable income, will all find
themselves in the same boat as you -- namely the
Funny Guy teaches you how to eat for the Millennium,
dress for the Millennium. He even predicts bestselling books
for the Millennium ("The Prince of Tidal Waves", "Chicken
Soup for the Departed Soul", "The Seven Habits of Highly
Radioactive People", plus "I'm OK - You're DOA!").
That's right. There's a big, wide, wonderful world
out there - one which could explode any minute! So crawl
under your seats, get into a fetal position and listen to
the words of David Samson. And since this could be the last
day of the rest of your life, listen fast!