Funny Guy Jumps at Every Chance to Speak!

Audiences applaud his razor-sharp wit. But David Samson also believes humor is a healing force, a dynamic mechanism to increase self-esteem and productivity. Here is his current list of programs:

1. AMERICA'S MOST USELESS EXPERT: Delete all that "Useful" knowledge from your brain before it drives you insane!

2. BECOME AN AMERICAN IDLE: David Samson is the Master of Anti-Motivation. So overcome Positive Thinking today!

3. THE O'REALLY FACTOR: David Samson as Bill O'Really, America's most conservative commentator. Don't be "left" out!

4. THE MIDDLE AGE OF AQUARIUS: A hysterical performance guaranteed to touch the hearts of young and old alike.

5. LOVE CODES: Using the same methods as FBI profilers, find out in five minutes what a man will be like five years from now. Great for singles groups!

6. THE TAO OF WRITING NOW: The Do's and Don'ts of book proposals, promotion, and other secrets of the publishing industry.

7. IT'S A MAD MAD AD WORLD: Funny is Money on Madison Ave. Former Ad Exec David Samson shows you how to laugh all the way to the bank!

8. HOW TO BE FUNNY AND MAKE SOMEONE YOUR HONEY: The remarkable power of humor for creating and sustaining great relationships. No kidding!

9. CORPORATE CODES: A fact-packed seminar that will have you knowing clients and co-workers better than they know themselves!

10. L.A. ON FIVE VALIUM A DAY: A performance that guarantees David Samson will never have lunch in this town again. He should be so lucky!

David Samson delights corporate gatherings and cruise ships alike. He makes the perfect Key Note speaker or Master of Ceremonies. So don't just book any funny guy. Book THE Funny Guy for your next meeting or event. He's heads above the rest!

Very Cutting Edge!