Funny Guy Jumps at Every Chance to Speak!

Audiences acclaim his clean, razor-sharp humor. But while David Samson's approach is light-hearted, there is always an underlying message. Because he believes the astonishing power of laughter is a healing force as well as a dynamic mechanism to increase self-esteem and productivity.

Speaking Fees for David Samson: $3500 per presentation. Average program length: One hour. Includes 10-15 minutes of material especially created for your group, company, or association

1. AMERICA'S MOST "USELESS" EXPERT: Everything You NEVER Needed To Know About Anything...Guaranteed to delete all that "Useful" knowledge from your brain that's been driving you insane!

2. BECOME AN AMERICAN IDLE! Customized Anti-Motivational Speech...The Work Ethic vs. The Shirk Ethic; Creating a Mission "Impossible" statement. From the Master of Poor Performance!

3. LOVE CODES (Exposing His Secret Signals of Love and Romance)...Using the same methods as FBI profilers, find out in five minutes what a man will be like five years from now!

4. CORPORATE CODES: Knowing Clients and Co-Workers Better Than They Know Themselves...A fact-packed seminar that will have you reading people like an x-ray in no time!

5. EVERYTHING AD AGENCIES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW...Your dreams are Madison Avenue's biggest nightmare: How to get twice the results for half the cost.

6. GETTING BRANDED WITHOUT GETTING BURNED...Innovative and powerful techniques for making sure your marketing is actually leaving its mark.

7. STARTING A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE...The Do's and Don'ts of book proposals, promotion, and the publishing industry.

8. HOW TO BE FUNNY AND MAKE SOMEONE YOUR HONEY...The remarkable power of humor for creating and sustaining great relationships. No Kidding!

9. IS YOUR PENSION WORTH ALL THE TENSION?...Turning work anxiety into hilarity. Office strain into gain. Plus client pressure into pure pleasure.

10. RAVES BY DAVE (Select From A Funny Menu of Topics)... Sex, Romance, Politics, Paranoia, Positive Thinking, Spirituality, Strange Questions, Getting Older, Los Angeles, plus PMS (Post-Millennial Stress)...pricing and program length varies.

Very Cutting Edge!