LISTEN ALL YOU LIBERAL
I think with all of Clinton's sex scandals, they should
just call it The Bush Administration! Hey pal, when I say
"That's my Bud" I ain't talking about Buddha! Everybody
talks about helping the homeless. Big deal. How about we
start helping the VACATION Homeless!
David Samson is Bill O'Really. He's got the scoop on
everything and everyone! Even the major new parties which
which soon be making their appearance on the political scene
- The Plastic Surgery Party ("Let's cut the fat and
reshape the body politic!")
- The Martin Luther King & Pee Wee Herman Party ("I
have a wet dream!")
- The Viagra Patriots Party ("Rise up, America, and
screw the world!")
- The Illegal Aliens Party ("Green Cards For Green
- The Ku Klux Klan Singles Party ("We only serve White
Bill O 'Really is always right -- far right!
He sounds off about Al Qaeda, Al Gore, and even Al Franken.
He proves why there's no difference between the ACLU and
UCLA. On giving everyone Health Insurance - the hell with
that!? What about Wealth Insurance!?"
O 'Really tackles the major social issues. He favors Gay
Marriage but he's against Gay Divorce. That'll teach 'em a
lesson! He claims sushi is more of a threat to western
civilization than Tsunamis. Plus what does he call any
liberal who wants to legalize marijuana? Harry Potted!
O'Really further predicts...
Dyslexic terrorists will strike on
Liberals will push a new program to
recycle trailer trash!
Women will gain the right to
Retroactive Birth Control - until the fetus is forty!
American farm workers will continue NOT
being smuggled into Mexico!
Plus Al Gore will be diagnosed with
multiple "lack" of personalities!
Will Dyslexic terrorists strike on
Hit The Road, Jacques!
There's no doubt about it. When it comes to liberal doses
of conservative humor, no issue is taboo for his hilarious
views! O'Really loves America but everyone else leaves a
stench, ESPECIALLY the French!
So don't sit on the political fence! David Samson as Bill
O'Really is the speaker guaranteed to bring the house down
-- plus the Senate! That's right! With this program your
audience's only regret will be that he's not giving a