THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE ARE STILL BEHIND YOU!
Now while some people find turning fifty a milestone, David
Samson views it more like a tombstone. And he'll prove it to
you whether you're a Baby Boomer or not!
Do you spend more on Metamucil than your mortgage? Do you
resent the memory losses, the moisturizers, the menus with
microscopic lettering, the hair transplants, the receding
gums, the crow's feet plus all the racks stacked with "Easy
Well, Funny Guy does! And in a death-defying performance
(so-to-speak) he blows the lid off Craftmatic beds, hip
replacements, varicose veins, Male Pattern Baldness and of
course inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Plus he
- Why you should never trust anyone under 30
- Golden oldie mood music for the terminally
- The Male "Mid-life" vs. The Female "Mid-Wife"
- How to have fabulous sex after fifty (and other
- Should biological clocks be turned back in the
- And -- of course -- Club Medicare!
Get the picture? Well, David Samson does and
it's not pretty. Already he can envision that golden day in
Miami Beach hunched over his Reebok Walker. Already he can
feel the arthritis in places where you're not even supposed
to get arthritis.
And already he's paying special attention to hearing aids,
pacemakers, denture creams and late night commercials for
"The Clapper." Just like other pathetic Baby Boomers, Funny
Guy is obsessed with:
Why life (insurance) begins at
Impersonal Trainers and Exercises in
The love beaded and braided vs. the
tattooed and mutilated
Drugs of the 60's (grass & LSD) vs.
drugs of the 90's (Maalox & Tums)
The Perfect Middle-Aged Drink -- A
And why sixty is now the new forty (Ha!
Yes, Funny Guy has discovered that with age comes wisdom,
not to mention prostate examinations. He delves into sex,
lies, and the Social Security system. Plus why he not only
has an inner child, but an inner grandchild too!
Enough already! Listen to the words of David Samson (which
he can't even see without his reading glasses). And discover
why the older you get, the better you were!