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Tammy Faye

Tammy Faye

Hard to believe, but Funny Guy actually did write this book with the famous ex-wife of televangelist Jim Bakker. As a matter of fact, he was so moved by the experience that he became a Pentacostal-Jew. That's right. He now speaks in tongue sandwiches!

Rob Parr's Post-Pregnancy Workout

Rob Parr's Post-Pregnancy Workout


Although it was a stretch, David did this extremely invaluable contribution to western literature with the personal trainer of Madonna, Demi Moore, and Maria Shriver. Picking up a few body-building pointers himself, he was soon offered an incredible film deal in Hollywood -- an incredible film deal! 25% off a roll of Kodak.

Love Codes

Love Codes

Thanks to this work, which reveals what bottom-feeding scum men really are, the A.M.A. (American Macho Association) put a price on David's head. But luckily, this week, the price has been marked down.

Parents Who Stay Lovers

Parents Who Stay Lovers

This magnificent achievement, far surpassing Shakespeare, finally shows parents how they can start multiplying without dividing. Reminded Funny Guy of his own childhood when his parents used to move around a lot. But unfortunately, they never left him a forwarding address.

1001 Ways You Reveal Your Personality

1001 Ways You Reveal Your Personality

David's first book, the one that really put him on the map -- too bad it was a map of New Jersey! Covering a broad range of topics, this ground-breaking, earth-shattering, colossal work of minimal importance has given millions of people truly incredible insights, some almost as profound as those found in the National Enquirer.

1001 More Ways You Reveal Your Personality

1001 More Ways You Reveal Your Personality


Bet you couldn't read just one -- at least that's what the publisher bet -- so along came this long-awaited sequel. Another revolutionary work of extremely questionable significance, Funny Guy labored almost three hours on a Tuesday night to write it.

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Since Funny Guy doesn't speak any foreign languages -- including English -- he doesn't have the vaguest notion of what's in any of his translated works. Which is no doubt why, in places as diverse as England, France, Brazil, Turkey, and even China, Funny Guy's books have convinced millions of men and women that, as they say in Japan, shitake happens!




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