L.A. On Five Valium A Day!

David Samson has endured every hardship known to Angelinos: two hour long waits at hair-waxing salons, critical shortages of collagen, the ravages of writer's sunblock, not to mention once being mistaken for Neil Diamond! Hear him discuss:

• The L.A. Diet (where you don't lose weight, just depth)
  
  
• What to Call LAX After the Big One (EX-LAX!)
  
  
• L.A.'s Most Underprivileged -- The Mobile Phoneless
  
  
• Shopping for Designer Labels (Just the Labels, Not the Clothes)
  
  
• Which Bars Have "Joking" and "No-Joking" Sections
  
  
• Plus "Children Who Wish Their Parents Were Alcoholic."
  
  

Hey dude! Where else can you get your Frontal Lobes pierced? Where else do stores take both Master and Slave Charge? And where else can you find so many people attending seances -- just to get in touch with the living!

Funny Guy has opinions on everything!

• Should Producers Have Liposuction On Their Egos?
  

• Mixing a Beverly Hills Martini (Collagen and Tonic)
  

• Death by Nautilus and Pumping Iron Deficiency
  

• The Club Scene in L.A. (How Big a Club Should You Get?)
  

• Where to Get Your Astral Body Massaged
  

• Plus the Man Who Mistook His Wife for His Spouse!
  

Funny Guy reveals that California Cuisine consists of three forms of matter -- gases, liquids, and salads. He lays bare all the secrets of Breast Enlargement -- oh those Silicone Valley Girls!

And finally, David Samson exposes everything you need to know about getting an incredible film deal in Hollywood -- an incredible film deal! 25% off a roll of Kodak.