Do Reality Checks Ever Bounce?
by David Samson
Illustrated by Martin Archer
UNSCROOTABLE Book Excerpts -
Available For Syndication -
Let's face it. There are really big
questions. Questions so big they can't be answered by any
person - well, any sane person!
In today's media, highly paid experts are answering
practically any question you can dream up. On CNN and Fox
News, they're telling you how to save your marriage, make
money, lose weight, look young, drink lattes -- enough
Luckily, there's David Samson. Someone who doesn't pretend
to have any of the answers...only the funniest and most
provocative questions you could possibly imagine. They're
called UNSCROOTABLES and here are just a few...
- Is Your Inner Child Adopted?
- Should Liver Transplants Come With Onions?
- Can Having Moral Fiber Keep You Regular?
- Do dyslexic people see EVIAN as NAIVE?
In a hilarious presentation based on his book, Funny Guy's
rapid-fire delivery is a sure crowd-pleaser, the perfect way
to lighten up any meeting or corporate gathering.
Entertaining and irreverent, his speech is peppered with
hundreds of wacky questions, more than enough to keep asking
yourself - and everyone else around you - for years!
- Did Noah's Ark Have Flood Lights?
- Do Suicide Notes Wind Up in Dead Letter Files?
- Should sleeping with a schizophrenic count as group
- Would a Sweaty Uncle Affect Relative Humidity?
David Samson is a nationally-acclaimed humorist who not only
writes funny, but whose comical oration shoots these same
one-liners out of his mouth like a machine gun.
Now listen up! Can a price on your head be marked down? Who
knows!? But after hearing him speak, the only thing you'll
know is that you won't be able to stop laughing - and
there's no question about that!