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NOW WHEN
CREDITORS CALL,
HAVE A BALL!
Why Let Them Abuse You? Make them AMUSE You!
The phone rings. It rings again and AGAIN! The knot in your
stomach tightens. You've heard that voice not once, not
twice. But dozens of times. It says there's a decision about
to be made about YOU! A decision that will --
Ha-ha-ha! says David Samson. Your phone is the MOST powerful
weapon for dealing with blood-sucking creditors. And with
his special sound effects approach, your phone makes you
INVINCIBLE when dealing with scummy banks or collection
agencies!
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On the phone pretend to be anything you want. You're
under NO OBLIGATION to be honest with these bottom feeders!
That's right. On the phone you can be a total PHONEY!
Here's how this system works. First put your CD player near
the phone. Then when you hear their obnoxious voices, play
the special sound effects CD (included with book or on CD
version of book). With a little play-acting you'll make them
NUTS! |
Are Bill Collectors Making
You Paranoid?
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Do They Make You
Want To Hang-Up?
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Imagine a creditor calls and suddenly
hears a UFO abducting you, a police car chasing you, or a
wolf pack devouring you. Even make them think you're at an
orgy or screaming at your eleven children from Bangla
Desh!
You'll have dozens of sound effects. From the plausible to
the absurd, you'll stop creditors in their tracks as they
wonder what the hell is going on. It's way better than
therapy. Every time they call you'll have a ball!
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Invite friends over as you put
creditors on the speaker phone and pretend to be attacked by
Zombies, aboard your yacht, or hooked up to a respirator.
But make sure everyone stays quiet -- you don't want to give
the joke away!
Driving creditors crazy is the SANEST way to handle all
those calls. Thanks to David Samson, gone are the days when
bill collectors abused you. From this day forward they'll
only do one thing -- amuse you! |
Then It's Time To Give Them
All The HANG-UPS!
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