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The Joy of Depression
By David Samson

There's a big, wide, wonderful world out there -- one which you'll never see! That's right. Depression is much more than a state-of-mind. It's a total way of living! The perfect way to cope with all the stress of modern life -- and it's so easy to get into! Learn the secrets of financial insecurity. Project negative charima. Overcome the effects of a healthy childhood! Plus always remember -- The best years of your life are still behind you!

Men Who Hate Themselves
-And The Women Who Agree With Them
By David Samson

Just when you thought it was safe to date, here comes the truth about Living, Loving, and Loathing! Why most men suffer from PMS (Pre-Marital Syndrome). What "The Male Lie-Bido" has to say ("I'm not sleeping with anyone else.") Plus advice from Dr. Baby Ruth; Passivity Training for Men; Buy-Sexuality in Women; Menopause vs. Womenopause; scoping out the Impersonal Ads, and much more!

Wake Up And Smell The Coffin
By David Samson

Are you reading Chicken Soup for the Departed Soul? Is Weed Killer now more important than Killer Weed? Has LSD come to mean Low Sodium Diet? Have you joined a 12 Step Program just to get up twelve steps? Are the Grateful Dead friends of yours who've visited Dr. Kevorkian? Then congratulations! This is the right book for you!

AMERICAN IDLE
The Anti-Motivation Handbook
By David Samson

Make "Positive Thinking" a thing of the past! David Samson is "The Recognized Master of Poor Performance." Steven Spielberg, Bill Gates, Madonna, and General Colin Powell all haven't consulted with him -- but you should! So overcome those terrible feelings of optimism! Achieve the personal inertia and professional stagnation you deserve! And remember those two little words that will forever set you free: WHY BOTHER?

How To Get God To Return Your Calls
By David Samson (Coming Soon!)

Feeling disconnected from God? Suspect your calls never even go through? Paranoid about being snubbed at the Heavenly Level? Well, worry no longer! Learn how to access God's private line. Cut through Cosmic Clutter and top His "Must Get Back To Immediately" list. Hundreds of proven techniques to get the answers you deserve!

Masturbation For Morons
(Coming Soon, so to speak!)
By David Samson

The very first book for Mono-Sexuals! Find out why two people are one person too many. How to be your own best lover. The issue of Mono-Sexual marriage. Avoiding stains on your reputation. What to do when things get out of hand. Stiffening your resolve in the face of adversity. Yes, this is one handbook you won't be able to put down!

Useless Knowledge
By Joe Edelman and David Samson

Thanks to the information age, every day your brain is being bombarded by tons of Useful Knowledge. No wonder you're getting migraines and memory lapses! But before your mind implodes, try USELESS Knowledge Replacement Therapy. Because every piece of Useless Knowledge replaces Useful Knowledge on the cellular level. That's right. You can finally delete all those facts and figures which have been strangling your brain with their relevance. True, your trivial self will be totally worthless to society, but you'll certainly get invited to a lot more parties!

Is He For Real?
By David Samson
and Elayne J. Kahn, Ph.D.

Separate the cream from the creeps! Men's secret signals about love and romance are finally exposed! This powerful and amusing book is spiced with intimate details. Decide who's Mr. Right -- and definitely who's Mr. Wrong! Know what kind of lover he is -- before going to bed. Whether he's marriage material or divorced from reality. Take charge now and get the love you desire -- the love you deserve!

Is He Mr. Right?
By David Samson
and Elayne J. Kahn, Ph.D.

Is he ready to commit -- or should he be committed? Does he want to build a relationship -- or tear you down? And most importantly, should you wed him or shed him? This fact-filled manual picks up where "Is He For Real? leaves off. It's the definitive volume for women who want to decide if they should become involved any further with the guys they're dating. Is He Mr. Right? It would be wrong to buy any other book to find out!

Do Reality Checks Ever Bounce?
By David Samson
Illustrated by Martin Archer

Is your inner child adopted? Do cold fronts have warm behinds? Should liver transplants come with onions? These are really big questions. Questions so big they can't be answered by any person -- any sane person!
We call them Unscrootables. And each one is uniquely illustrated. So can an insomniac have the American Dream? Who knows? All you'll know is you won't be able to stop laughing!

The Official Millennium
Survival Handbook
by David Samson
and Peter Bergman

Don't enter the 21st century without it! Just because you got through New Years doesn't mean you're out of the woods yet! David Samson predicts what you need to know for 2000, 2001, way up to the year 2999!
Remember the new Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Spin doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you -- namely the Titanic!