LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. NOT!

In this witty performance, David Samson reveals not only why 99.999998% of men hate themselves, but why the other gender wholeheartedly agrees. Using in-depth research that has taken over three thousand blind dates to accumulate, Funny Guy brings new firepower to The Battle Of The Sexes. Watch him expound on...

• Women who have Buy-Sexual relationships
• If sleeping with a schizophrenic is group sex
• Men in the year 234,879 B.C. (Before Clinton)
• The common utterances of "The Male Lie-Bido"
• Giving a guy Emergency Liposuction (on his ego!)
• Plus should men ask women, "Was it good for me, too?"

The bottom line is you can't buy love -- but you can lease it, with an option to buy. Funny Guy delves into areas such as Pre-Marital Divorce, Passivity Training for Men, plus the pros and cons of the AMA (American Macho Association). Get David Samson for your next event -- You'll REALLY hate yourself if you don't!

*Program based on David's book "Men Who Hate Themselves -- And The Women Who Agree With Them"