MEET DAVID SAMSON, M.D.
(MANIC-DEPRESSIVE!)

Depression is more than a state-of-mind. It's a total way of living! That's what millions are saying. Those in despair, those in the doldrums, those in Cincinnati. Indeed many formerly well-adjusted folks have found that depression is the perfect way of coping with the stress of modern life -- and it's so easy to get into! Learn how to...

• Live in a shell and love it!
• Overcome a Healthy Childhood
• Determine your true "Horror Scope"
• Cook the "Low Sugar/High Valium Diet"
• Lose money during the coming good years
• Get a divorce for less than $100 (from reality!)

Instead of building yourself up, knock yourself down. Ask yourself, "What did I do wrong today? How did I screw up?" That's right. Life can be so rewarding and full of delight -- except for you! Take David Samson's hysterical seminar. We guarantee you'll never leave your room again! Or double your Prozac back!!

*Program based on David's Book "The Joy of Depression"