ARE YOU FEELING DISCONNECTED FROM GOD?

Not since Noah's Ark have so many people been flooded with problems. Way back when, there were only two people on earth God had to worry about. Now there's over five billion! But don't worry. With hilarity and heartfelt sincerity, David Samson shows how to get on God's "Get Back To Immediately" list. He reveals:

• Why Heaven Can't Wait
• Why you're getting Cosmic Hang-Ups
• Why you should have a Guardian Angelo
• Why even if Visa doesn't love you, God does!
• Why AOL isn't needed to Instantly Message God
• Why everyone seems to be getting through -- except you!

Remember God has been returning His calls long before the invention of the telephone, so don't expect a friendly little chat on your cellular. You might get an e-mail, fax, fiance, or even be struck by lightning. The bottom line is that to hear what God is saying, you must first unblock your heart to his words. Contact David Samson. He won't take an eternity to get back to you!

*Based on David's books "How To Get God To Return Your Calls", "Do Reality Checks Ever Bounce?", and "The Official Millennium Survival Handbook."